December 17, 2008

Atheist Holiday! for Christians!

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAYIn Florida , an atheist created a case against the Easter & Passover holydays.

He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians,Jews and observances of their holy days.

The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognizedday(s).The case was brought before a judge.After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judgebanged his gavel declaring, 'Case dismissed.'

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, 'Yourhonor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?The Christians have Christmas, Easter, etc.

The Jews have Passover, YomKippur, Rosh Hashanah, and Hanukkah.Yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.

judge leaned forward in his chair saying, 'But you do.Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.

'The lawyer said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observanceor holiday for atheists.'The judge said, 'The calendar shows April 1st is 'April Fools Day.'

Psalm 14:1 states: 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool.

Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.'AMEN'